To date, my work is forthcoming in/has appeared in Jellyfish Review, McSweeney’s, Gravel, HerStry, Bitchin Kitsch and The Black Fox Literary Magazine. However, check back often, I am fixing to add to that list. I am in the murky middle of revisions for my first book which I am sure will be published by (INSERT IMPRESSIVE PUBLISHER NAME HERE). I look forward to paying off my mortgage when I sell the movie rights.

Thanks so much for coming, liking, following, reading. I love you. I mean it.