Noun: Cercueil; le cercueil; coffin, casket
When your father sends you a Valentine’s Day card with a check in it, but it doesn’t arrive until the day after he dies, do you cash it?
Asking for a friend.
My Horse and Swimming Pool
If I die, I want my parents to buy a horse and get an in-ground swimming pool.
How to Prepare for your Fresh Air Interview with Terry Gross
Consider suffocating yourself with a pillow then get distracted by the dirty scalp smell on your pillowcase. Struggle to remember when you last changed your sheets.